Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
199 Funny exercise quotes
Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears
You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
Commentary:
"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"
If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.
Commentary:
"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"
Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.
Commentary:
"Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution"
Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
