Commentary:
"When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸♂️🥋😅"
199 Funny exercise quotes
Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.
Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️♂️🚪"
It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃♂️😂"
Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂"
If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
Commentary:
"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃♂️💨😂"
No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.
Commentary:
"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"
I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
Commentary:
"Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"
Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
Commentary:
"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃♀️💪"
How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?
Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘♂️🏋️♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"