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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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4 months ago
Share →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Commentary:
"Spiders out here living their best eight-legged lives, yet they still choose to crash at your place like distant relatives who never got the invite memo #HouseCrashers"
5 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Commentary:
"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! "