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Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Going bananas on Threads:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Breaking via WeChat:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Spotted on TikTok:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Breaking via Discord:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Live now on Discord:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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77 shares on Telegram this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

41 shares on Threads this month:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Freshly posted on X:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

Just landed via Messenger:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Just shared via Instagram:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Live now on Reddit:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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