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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Seen just now on Instagram:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Just landed via Reddit:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Just landed via Discord:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Funny fails quotes bring a hilarious twist to those epic moments when things just don’t go as planned 🤦‍♂️😂. They remind us that everyone trips up now and then, and sometimes the best way to handle a blunder is with a good laugh 🤣✨. Ready to embrace the chaos and chuckle at life’s little mishaps? Let’s dive into some witty words that turn fails into pure comedy gold 🎉🙌!

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Breaking via WeChat:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Breaking via X:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Trending via Pinterest:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Trending via Telegram:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Making waves on Telegram:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They’re making me do work at work.

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