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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Jan 7, 2026

3,231

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Making waves on Snapchat:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Making waves on Telegram:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Breaking via Threads:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Just shared via Telegram:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Trending via WeChat:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Making waves on Discord:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Going viral on WeChat:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Funny fairness quotes

Funny fairness quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the serious idea of justice ⚖️😂. They remind us that fairness doesn’t always have to be dull or boring—it can be clever, witty, and downright hilarious! Whether you’re dealing with life’s little injustices or just need a chuckle about equality, these quotes serve up a perfect blend of wisdom and humor 🤹‍♀️✨. Get ready to smile while thinking about what’s truly fair!

New funny fairness quotes 👇

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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2 months ago

abundance, always, charity, enough, fairness, generosity, greed, greedy, inequality, need, needy, never, scarcity, selfishness, sharing

Someone from 🇷🇼 has recently copied this quote.

86 shares on Messenger this month.
Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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2 months ago

behavior, expectations, fairness, irony, people, relationships, treat, upset

Someone from 🇯🇵 has recently shared this quote.

22 shares on Facebook this month.
Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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3 months ago

chance, dating, fairness, give, humor, i, irony, man, me, men, ugly, ugly man, ugly woman, unfortunately, woman

Someone from 🇹🇳 has recently bookmarked this quote.

43 shares on Discord this month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,449

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Breaking via Slack:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Just shared via Reddit:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Making waves on X:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Making waves on WeChat:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Just shared via Twitch:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Going bananas on Instagram:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Making waves on Snapchat:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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