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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Just shared via Instagram:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Going viral on Pinterest:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Just shared via YouTube:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Making waves on X:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Trending via Threads:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Making waves on YouTube:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Making waves on Twitch:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Seen just now on Slack:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Seen just now on Slack:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Trending via YouTube:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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