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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Funny financial security quotes

Funny financial security quotes bring a lighthearted twist to money matters 💸😄. Whether you’re budgeting, saving, or just dreaming of that sweet financial freedom, a good laugh can make the journey way more enjoyable 🎉💰. Ready to chuckle your way to smarter spending? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that proves finance doesn’t have to be boring! 😂📊

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Live now on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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