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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Spreading quickly via X:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Breaking via Slack:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Just shared via Facebook:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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14 shares on Telegram this month:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

11 shares on Threads this month:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

84 shares on Discord this month:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

11 shares on Slack this month:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Trending via YouTube:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Live now on Messenger:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Going viral on X:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Going viral on Facebook:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Spotted on Snapchat:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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