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"Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"
68 Funny flirting quotes
Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.
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Sounds like you hit a home run straight into the Twilight Zone! 😂⚾👽
I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.
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When you expect a friend request and get a marriage proposal instead 🤦♀️😂 #NotTinder 💬📵
Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.
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Making an entrance that's both commanding and breezy! 🍑💨
Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.
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Money that comes without asking is like finding fries at the bottom of the bag 🍟💸 So unexpected, so seductive! 😄
Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.
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Sounds like love in the time of furious scrolling 😂💞📱
Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.
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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌
(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?
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When someone asks what I'm thinking, I try to summarize my internal chaos in a single emoji: 🌀😅