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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Trending via Discord:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Trending via Instagram:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Breaking via Discord:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Going viral on WeChat:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Spotted on X:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Trending via Snapchat:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Reported on Messenger:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Spotted on Slack:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Spotted on Instagram:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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