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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

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15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,259

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Making waves on Pinterest:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Just landed via Twitch:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Just shared via Twitch:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Just landed via X:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Shared recently on Threads:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Spotted on Messenger:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

48 shares on Slack this month:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

72 shares on X this month:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,565

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Shared recently on X:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Just shared via Reddit:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Spotted on Pinterest:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Just shared via Facebook:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Spreading quickly via X:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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