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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Going bananas on Discord:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Going viral on WeChat:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Spotted on Telegram:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Spotted on Telegram:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Trending via Telegram:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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97 shares on YouTube this month:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

66 shares on Slack this month:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

96 shares on Threads this month:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Just shared via Slack:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Going viral on Messenger:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Trending via YouTube:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Trending via Pinterest:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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