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Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Just landed via Instagram:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Spotted on Threads:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Making waves on Instagram:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

95 shares on YouTube this month:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

41 shares on Threads this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Just shared via Twitch:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Trending via Threads:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Trending via WhatsApp:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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