Funny free will quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those rebellious toasters! 🍞🔥 Who knew our breakfast appliances held such power? 😆 Better keep an eye on your toast – you never know when it might decide to assert its independence! 🤖✨"

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