Commentary:
"Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯"
156 Funny friend quotes
Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
That one British friend that’s too bloke.
Commentary:
"Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"
We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
Commentary:
Ahoy matey! 🏴☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
Commentary:
Looks like the minimalist party turned into a maximum occupancy situation! 🎉 Less is more, except when it comes to unexpected guests hiding behind random granite décor. 😂 #MinimalistMaximalistParty
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.
Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
Commentary:
Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes
My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”
Commentary:
Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!
God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.
Commentary:
"Having an only child is like playing a never-ending game of 'Friend or Foe' sent straight from the heavens above 😅👼 One moment they're your bestie, the next they're testing your patience like a true little angel in disguise! Just when you thought parenthood was going to be a piece of cake, God hits you with that plot twist! 🍰👶 #ParentingPerks #BlessedButStressed"
Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.
Commentary:
"Dear Snapchat memory, please delete that ex-friend like you delete my embarrassing snaps! 🙅♂️📸 #ByeFelicia"