Commentary:
"Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover"
159 Funny friend quotes
The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
Commentary:
Looks like those three people have secured their spots in the will by diligently hitting that "like" button! Who knew that social media engagement could have such high stakes? Better keep an eye on those notifications, you never know when your inheritance might be at stake!
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.
Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"
Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.
Commentary:
"Who needs real-life friends when you have an internet buddy who always has your back? 🌟 Virtual friendships: making social interactions one meme at a time! 🤣👯"
Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
That one British friend that’s too bloke.
Commentary:
"Oh, that one British mate who's just a tad *too* bloke, eh? Probably spikes his tea with extra testosterone 🇬🇧💪 #BlokeGoals"
We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
Commentary:
Ahoy matey! 🏴☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
Commentary:
Looks like the minimalist party turned into a maximum occupancy situation! 🎉 Less is more, except when it comes to unexpected guests hiding behind random granite décor. 😂 #MinimalistMaximalistParty
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.
Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
Commentary:
Looks like the best game to play on a phone is Messaging Your Ex! 📱🔥 Who knew getting a response was the ultimate high score? 😂 #GameOnExes