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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,627

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Spotted on Twitch:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Spotted on Twitch:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Breaking via Instagram:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Live now on Telegram:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Just landed via X:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

89 shares on TikTok this month:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,430

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Spotted on Snapchat:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Live now on Twitch:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Spreading quickly via X:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Trending via Snapchat:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Seen just now on X:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m addicted to placebos.

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