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Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Shared recently on X:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

Going viral on Slack:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Funny fuzzy quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on X this month:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

61 shares on TikTok this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

84 shares on Telegram this month:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

92 shares on X this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

22 shares on Threads this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Making waves on Telegram:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Just shared via TikTok:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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