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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,314

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Live now on Threads:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Making waves on Telegram:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on YouTube this month:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

86 shares on X this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

86 shares on Discord this month:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,530

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Breaking via Slack:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Live now on Slack:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Seen just now on Discord:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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