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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Share →: Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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"Ah, the sweet lullaby of existential bewilderment sung by sirens—at least my dreams are straightforward! 😵‍💫😂🌙"
5 months ago
Share →: Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Ah, the art of self-deception meets the science of emotional manipulation 🎭😅. Just a casual internal game of "Guess Who's the Happy One Today?" starring none other than yourself, the ultimate master of disguise 👀🤹‍♂️. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, gaslight, gaslight again! 😜🔦 #WhosInChargeHere
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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