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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Spotted on Telegram:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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