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Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Instagram:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Spotted on Instagram:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Just landed via WeChat:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Spotted on Telegram:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Broadcasted on X:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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16 shares on Pinterest this month:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

15 shares on Discord this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

46 shares on Discord this month:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

99 shares on X this month:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,431

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Going viral on Telegram:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Just shared via Reddit:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Spotted on Telegram:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Just shared via Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Just landed via TikTok:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Just landed via WeChat:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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