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I’m running out of people I like.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Reported on WeChat:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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