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Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Seen just now on X:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Shared recently on Threads:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Just shared via Discord:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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Funny good ol’ days quotes bring a smile 😄 and a nostalgic chuckle 🤪 as we look back at simpler times. Whether it’s childhood antics, awkward fashion choices, or those unforgettable moments with friends, these witty lines remind us that the past was full of laughs and love ❤️. Ready to take a trip down memory lane with a giggle? Let’s dive into some hilarious throwbacks that never get old! 🚀✨

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

Spotted on Slack:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Just landed via Twitch:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Reported on Instagram:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Trending via YouTube:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Trending via Discord:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Making waves on Messenger:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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