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Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Making waves on TikTok:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Breaking via Twitch:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via Telegram:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Just shared via TikTok:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Going bananas on Slack:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Live now on LinkedIn:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Spotted on Slack:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Funny good ol’ days quotes

Funny good ol’ days quotes bring a smile 😄 and a nostalgic chuckle 🤪 as we look back at simpler times. Whether it’s childhood antics, awkward fashion choices, or those unforgettable moments with friends, these witty lines remind us that the past was full of laughs and love ❤️. Ready to take a trip down memory lane with a giggle? Let’s dive into some hilarious throwbacks that never get old! 🚀✨

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86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

71 shares on Slack this month:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

87 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

24 shares on Threads this month:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

55 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Making waves on Discord:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Trending via Messenger:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Going bananas on X:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Just landed via Messenger:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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