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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Broadcasted on Discord:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Just landed via Facebook:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Just shared via TikTok:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Trending via Discord:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Live now on Discord:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Trending via Threads:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Making waves on Telegram:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Breaking via YouTube:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Seen just now on WeChat:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Going viral on TikTok:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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