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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Going bananas on X:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Going viral on Messenger:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Funny grounded quotes bring a hilarious twist to staying humble and down-to-earth 🌍😂 Whether you’re dealing with life’s little bumps or just need a good chuckle while keeping it real, these witty gems will keep you smiling 😄✨ Perfect for sharing with friends who love a bit of humor mixed with wisdom! Ready to get grounded and giggle? Let’s dive in! 🎉🤣

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Just shared via Discord:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Spreading quickly via X:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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