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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

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Jan 5, 2026

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Making waves on YouTube:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Trending via X:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Just shared via Facebook:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Just shared via X:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Going viral on Facebook:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Making waves on Threads:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Just landed via Facebook:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

32 shares on Threads this month:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

56 shares on Slack this month:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Shared recently on Facebook:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Breaking via X:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Breaking via TikTok:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Live now on WeChat:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Spotted on WeChat:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Just landed via Instagram:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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