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Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Reported on TikTok:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Going viral on TikTok:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Just landed via Messenger:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Going viral on Discord:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Going viral on Slack:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight
5 months ago
Share →: If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Commentary:
"When you're already living in a Kanye West reality show, a simple hack is just another scene in the script 📱🔓😂 #KeepingUpWithKanye"

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Trending via TikTok:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Going viral on Telegram:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Trending via Facebook:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Going viral on X:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Breaking via X:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Trending via Messenger:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Reported on Twitch:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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