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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Making waves on Discord:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Making waves on TikTok:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Breaking via Twitch:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Shared recently on Discord:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Making waves on Telegram:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Going viral on X:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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