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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Discord:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Making waves on Telegram:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Just landed via X:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Just landed via Slack:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Live now on Discord:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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74 shares on Discord this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

84 shares on Slack this month:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

13 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

74 shares on Threads this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

This Monday could have been an email.

Spotted on Instagram:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Trending via Messenger:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Trending via Slack:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Spotted on X:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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