Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,556

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Breaking via TikTok:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Just landed via Telegram:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Just landed via WeChat:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Making waves on Twitch:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Funny helicopter quotes

Funny helicopter quotes 🚁 bring a whirlwind of laughter and lift your spirits sky-high! Whether you’re a pilot, aviation fan, or just love a good chuckle, these witty sayings ✈️ spin humor and rotor blades together for a joyride of fun. Ready to soar into some clever, lighthearted moments? Fasten your seatbelt and prepare for takeoff into a world where humor hovers as high as the helicopters! 😄🌟

New funny helicopter quotes 👇

All funny helicopter quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Slack this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,617

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Just shared via Threads:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Freshly posted on X:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Going viral on TikTok:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Trending via Pinterest:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Just landed via YouTube:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Just landed via Messenger:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴