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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇾đŸ‡č has viewed:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from đŸ‡ș🇩 has shared:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from đŸ‡”đŸ‡Ÿ has viewed:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡č has downloaded:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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73 shares on Twitch this month:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

33 shares on Slack this month:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

50 shares on X this month:

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Someone from đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡č has downloaded:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Someone from đŸ‡»đŸ‡š has shared:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇬đŸ‡Č has downloaded:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Someone from 🇧đŸ‡Ș has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Someone from 🇾🇳 has shared:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Someone from 🇾đŸ‡č has downloaded:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Someone from đŸ‡ŸđŸ‡Ș has viewed:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from đŸ‡Č🇭 has bookmarked:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Live now on TikTok:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Trending via WeChat:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Making waves on Slack:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

Just shared via WeChat:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Going viral on Reddit:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Going viral on Twitch:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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