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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Just landed via Discord:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Reported on Telegram:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Shared recently on Threads:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Trending via Slack:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Going viral on Twitch:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Weirdos gonna weird.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I need a massage for my brain.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Going viral on Slack:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Just landed via X:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Shared recently on TikTok:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Seen just now on Discord:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Making waves on Reddit:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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