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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Trending via Facebook:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

62 shares on Slack this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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