Funny house arrest quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the classic 'weird mood house arrest' – where fuzzy socks become your best friends and pajamas are the official uniform 🧦🏠 Might as well start a pillow fort and declare yourself the king/queen of the living room while you're at it! 👑 #MoodSwingsGotNothingOnMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet liberation of house arrest – where the only ankle you need to monitor is the one kicking back on the sofa! 🏠⛓️ Embracing that stage in life where pajamas are the new power suits and Netflix is the ultimate escape plan. Who needs the great outdoors when you've got great indoors, am I right? 😉 #HomebodyGoals

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