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Mind blown 🤯! Maybe the universe is actually just shy and hiding its true self behind cosmic sunglasses 🕶️✨.
14833 Funny humor quotes
Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.
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When even Mother Earth wants to shake things up during your downtime! 🌍🛌😂
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.
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Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️
Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.
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Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂
Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.
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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
IP address? You mean the bathroom?
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When the tech support says "IP conflict," and you're just trying to avoid a bathroom queue! 🚽😂
This meeting could have been a cave painting.
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When you've gone from hunting mammoths to hunting for the unmute button 🦣😂🎨
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋