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That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖
14833 Funny humor quotes
If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.
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Sounds like she’s on a mission to find Mr. Right… or maybe Mr. Wrong-For-All-The-Right-Reasons! 😜📚🎨
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.
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Plot twist: My chin hairs have better plot development than most TV shows 😂🪒
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?
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Trying to protect the world from unexpected guests, one wrong turn at a time! 😂🗺️🔄
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.
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I’m over here napping while you’re holding a grudge 💤😴😂