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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Making waves on Telegram:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Going viral on WeChat:

Aura is the real business card.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Going viral on TikTok:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Shared recently on Instagram:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Going viral on Messenger:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Spotted on YouTube:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Funny hungover quotes

Funny hungover quotes are the perfect cure for those post-party blues 🍕🍹! Whether you’re nursing a headache or just can’t remember last night’s dance moves 💃🕺, these witty lines will have you laughing through the haze 🤪. Ready to embrace the chaos and find humor in your headache? Let’s dive into some hilarious words that make hangovers a little less painful and a lot more fun 😂🥳!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

30 shares on Discord this month:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

43 shares on X this month:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

84 shares on X this month:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Live now on Threads:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Spotted on YouTube:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Just landed via X:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Going viral on Threads:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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