Funny hygienist quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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