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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
5 months ago
Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Breaking via Facebook:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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