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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Live now on Facebook:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

Making waves on Telegram:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Going viral on X:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Trending via Telegram:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just shared via Messenger:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Breaking via Reddit:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Just shared via Slack:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Trending via Instagram:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on TikTok this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

91 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

51 shares on WeChat this month:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,320

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Spotted on Facebook:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Going viral on X:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Trending via Snapchat:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Just shared via TikTok:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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