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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has copied:

β€œThis too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has viewed:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has downloaded:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· has viewed:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has shared:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has bookmarked:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Trending via Telegram:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Seen just now on Discord:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Making waves on WeChat:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Seen just now on Slack:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People text β€œHappy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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51 shares on Slack this month:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

33 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

63 shares on X this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

46 shares on X this month:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying β€œback when I was your height…”

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has downloaded:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Just landed via WeChat:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Just shared via X:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Breaking via Slack:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Trending via X:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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