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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Breaking via Discord:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Just shared via Facebook:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Freshly posted on X:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Making waves on Threads:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Breaking via X:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Going viral on Facebook:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Making waves on Instagram:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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42 shares on Instagram this month:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

I probably think this song is about me.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

47 shares on Threads this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

52 shares on Discord this month:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Making waves on Slack:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Going viral on Snapchat:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Making waves on Telegram:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Just landed via Discord:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Just shared via TikTok:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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