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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Just shared via Facebook:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Making waves on TikTok:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Just landed via X:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Reddit this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Sane is boring.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

81 shares on Discord this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,414

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Trending via Slack:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Breaking via Instagram:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Seen just now on WeChat:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Just landed via Slack:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Going bananas on X:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Breaking via Telegram:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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