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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Trending via Threads:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Reported on Twitch:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Making waves on Reddit:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Spotted on Slack:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Trending via Reddit:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Seen just now on Threads:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Trending via Messenger:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Just shared via Telegram:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Making waves on Instagram:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Going viral on Instagram:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Going viral on Slack:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Reported on X:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Just landed via X:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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