Funny Jim quotes

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

  Commentary:
  "I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

  Commentary:
  "From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

  Commentary:
  😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you're off to the "Jim" for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉

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