Funny jour quotes

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.