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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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I would like even faster food.

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Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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Earth is hard.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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