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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Trending via Messenger:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Breaking via WeChat:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Just shared via Twitch:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Spotted on Slack:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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18 shares on Twitch this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

67 shares on Threads this month:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

87 shares on Twitch this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

35 shares on WeChat this month:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,470

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Just shared via TikTok:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Live now on Twitch:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Trending via Facebook:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Just shared via Threads:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Just shared via Telegram:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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