610 funny know quotes - Page 15 - Wordgag

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Mar 23, 2026

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Mar 23, 2026

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Mar 23, 2026

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Mar 23, 2026

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Mar 23, 2026

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Mar 23, 2026

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Mar 23, 2026

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Mar 23, 2026

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Mar 23, 2026

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Mar 23, 2026

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Mar 23, 2026

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Mar 23, 2026

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Mar 23, 2026

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Mar 23, 2026

Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Mar 23, 2026

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Mar 23, 2026

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Mar 23, 2026

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Mar 23, 2026

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Mar 23, 2026

My parents think they know me.

Mar 23, 2026

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Mar 23, 2026

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Mar 23, 2026

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Mar 23, 2026

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Mar 23, 2026

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Mar 23, 2026

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Mar 23, 2026

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Mar 23, 2026

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Mar 23, 2026

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Mar 23, 2026

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Mar 23, 2026

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Mar 23, 2026

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Mar 23, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Mar 23, 2026

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Mar 23, 2026

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Mar 22, 2026

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Mar 22, 2026

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Mar 22, 2026

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Mar 22, 2026

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

Mar 22, 2026

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Mar 22, 2026