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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.
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When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀
It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.
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Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.
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"Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"
Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.
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Riding our bikes felt like an epic quest, and our parents were none the wiser! 🏞️😂🚴♂️
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.
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No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉
I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤