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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Just landed via Messenger:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Breaking via Instagram:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Just landed via WeChat:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Spotted on Pinterest:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Share →: My love language is deader than Latin.

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"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Live now on Reddit:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Reported on Messenger:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Making waves on TikTok:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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