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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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This explains why my goldfish never seizes the day… fin-confused! 🐟🤣✨

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"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Breaking via Discord:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Live now on Instagram:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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