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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Just shared via Instagram:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Just landed via Messenger:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Going viral on WeChat:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Just landed via Telegram:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

90 shares on Discord this month:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

13 shares on X this month:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Seen just now on X:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Breaking via TikTok:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Shared recently on X:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Just landed via Telegram:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Just shared via Reddit:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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