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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Breaking via YouTube:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Spotted on Twitch:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Trending via Telegram:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Going viral on Threads:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Just shared via Threads:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Just shared via Discord:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Seen just now on Threads:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Trending via Telegram:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Making waves on TikTok:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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