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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Trending via X:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Trending via Twitch:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Making waves on X:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Just landed via Twitch:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Just shared via Messenger:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Funny linguistic quotes

Funny linguistic quotes 🤓🎉 bring the quirks of language to life with a splash of humor! From tongue twisters to wordplay, they make linguistics feel like a delightful puzzle 🧩 full of laughs 😂. Whether you’re a grammar geek or just love clever puns, these witty gems will brighten your day and spark your curiosity about the magic behind the words we use every day 🌟📚.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

100 shares on Discord this month:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Making waves on Telegram:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Freshly posted on X:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Just landed via Snapchat:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Shared recently on Discord:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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