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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Making waves on Discord:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Just landed via Facebook:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Just landed via Slack:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Just shared via Messenger:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Making waves on X:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Seen just now on Slack:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Making waves on Discord:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Spotted on Instagram:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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100 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

39 shares on Slack this month:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

66 shares on Threads this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

94 shares on Slack this month:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Going viral on Slack:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Going viral on Discord:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Spotted on Instagram:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Going viral on Telegram:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

All roads lead to disappointment.

Breaking via WeChat:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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