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Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Going viral on Facebook:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Shared recently on X:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Just shared via Instagram:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Going viral on TikTok:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

44 shares on Slack this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

24 shares on Slack this month:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Spotted on YouTube:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Going viral on X:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Going viral on Slack:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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