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Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

Funny Quotes Topics

17,265

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15,115

Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Going viral on TikTok:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Making waves on Telegram:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Making waves on Discord:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Making waves on Slack:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Spotted on Facebook:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Broadcasted on Facebook:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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13 shares on Discord this month:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Later is the best time to do anything.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

41 shares on Threads this month:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Breaking via Telegram:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Just landed via TikTok:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Making waves on Slack:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Breaking via Instagram:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Going viral on Instagram:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Spotted on Threads:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Shared recently on Discord:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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