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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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Seen just now on Slack:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Trending via TikTok:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Spotted on Telegram:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Spotted on Facebook:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Spotted on Reddit:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Trending via Discord:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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30 shares on YouTube this month:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

25 shares on X this month:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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Just landed via Threads:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Going viral on Facebook:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Spotted on TikTok:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

Live now on Threads:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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