Funny manifestation quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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