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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Seen just now on X:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Funny manifestation quotes bring a cheeky twist to the law of attraction ✨😂 Whether you’re manifesting your dream life or just a pizza delivery, these witty lines add humor and good vibes to your mindset ✨🍕 Ready to laugh your way to your goals? Let’s manifest some magic with a smile! 😄🌟

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Trending via Facebook:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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