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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Trending via Instagram:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Just landed via Discord:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Breaking via Twitch:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Going viral on Messenger:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Funny mark quotes

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Slack this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Live now on WhatsApp:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Going bananas on Slack:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Trending via TikTok:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Just landed via Telegram:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Just landed via Threads:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Trending via Messenger:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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