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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,383

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Going viral on Instagram:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Making waves on Messenger:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Trending via Facebook:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Going viral on TikTok:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Making waves on Instagram:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Trending via Pinterest:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I am half agony, half hope.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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82 shares on WeChat this month:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

37 shares on X this month:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

69 shares on Slack this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,517

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Just shared via Slack:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Just landed via Telegram:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Going viral on Slack:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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